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Commiecrat 

A critical term used to attack the USA Democrat Party on the grounds that:
1. it has become like the old Soviet Union or other former / current communist nations in terms of infringements on private property, freedom of speech, and certain civil liberties (gun ownership and private property taking in particular).
2. it sides with the enemies of the USA or has become anti-American in general.
The damn Commiecrats want to take my handgun away, but they give the gangbangers out there a slap on the wrist when they catch them.
Commiecrat by NickB1967 November 6, 2008
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Commucrat 

What the former Democrats have morphed into as America-hating socialists.
The Commucrats are dedicated to remaking America into a country where success is punished by redistributing the wealth to level the playing field.
Commucrat by doctorhugo May 16, 2009

commiserate 

To pity
commiserate by Larstait November 7, 2003

commiserate 

Constantly bitching about one’s circumstances, hoping to one up the other in how miserable one can be.

Typically comes from losers with little to no personality.
Guy 1: God my life sucks so hard, I wish things would go back to the way they were…

Guy 2: Yeah well my mom got cancer and all I ever do now these days is drink until I’m in a stupor and do drugs… my life sucks.

Guy 3: You two faggots commiserate and whine every day on this forum instead of doing anything useful.
commiserate by Anon326 January 22, 2023

commiecal 

Of or relating to a leftist statement that is so preposterous that it causes outburst of laughter among all but true believers.
The president’s statement about the stimulus plan creating or saving 2 million jobs was so commiecal that I thought I would never stop laughing.

The president’s statement about doctors performing needless foot amputations for fun and profit was the most commiecal statement of the ongoing health care debate.
commiecal by skhicks February 9, 2010

commiserate 

Offering unsolicited advice.
I commiserate for several iterations of back and forth, then someone actually identifies what they are stuck on and I can often quickly offer a suggestion/fix.
commiserate by msplainer June 30, 2022

Commucrat 

What Democrats should really call themselves. Socialist teachers and professors have indoctrinated instead of taught 3 generations of "Americans" who think the Government should be the answer to all their problems. Stupidity {the inability to learn} is more prevalent than Ignorance. Increasing number of people: Over 18, still living at home and not in college; live in attic or basement playing video games and trolling decent people while eating Cheetos and fomenting discord like the inability to recognize Trump was best President ever. and think Nancy Pelosi , who is NINETY, is 'smart' for trying to destroy the entire country's Constitutional rights. May also be freaking about Climate Change and know NOTHING about Earth's procession motion and how it affects ice ages every 26,000 years and that OBAMA buying a waterfront house in The Hamptons is "okay"and not hypocritical.
Joe Biden has been in Washington HALF A CENTURY and still doesn't know who he is, what hes doing or where he is. If not a dementia sufferer then must be a Commucrat..
Commucrat by Star Rider March 29, 2021
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