Kenny, Please Come Over For Gay Sex

A better way to remember the scientific classification of

Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

Fuck "Kings play chess on fine glass surfaces" or "Kids prefer candy over fancy green salad," gay sex is where it's at.

Kenny: "I can't seem to remember the scientific classification."
Jim: "Kenny, please come over for gay sex."
Kenny: "Oh, I get it now! Thanks, gay sex!"

by toadboy123 February 12, 2017

The Ultimate Comedian's Revenge

Heckling the heckler. The revenge for said comedian is going to the heckler's workplace and bothering THEM while they work.

George: "You should go down to where she works and heckle her."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."

by Shaunn L. October 13, 2008

come clean

The name of an awful song by the gay, untalented singer Hilary Duff. Also used when someone tells the truth about something they've been lying about or wants to keep a secret.

Why don't I come clean? Let me just be honest, dear. I promise not to hide anything.

by Super Tips March 24, 2023

Comedic Masturbation

When you are so funny by yourself that you laugh out loud without any participation by a partner.

Progresses from a small grin to a smile to a quiet giggle and then quickly reaches the climactic event of an audible belly laugh, or LOL. Following climax, tissue is often used to dry resulting wetness occuring in the ocular region.

My humor is not always understood by others and I frequently find myself involuntarily engaging in comedic masturbation.

by K-Rista-Raaah July 22, 2016

Come at me, Kanye.

A phrase you say when you know someone is weak af, but still starts shit; all the while, you sort of pity them, so you ask them to make the first move before knocking them out cold.

I see you have no legs, but you like to run your mouth, so come at me, Kanye.

by Roberta Schwartz August 3, 2018

ice wallow come

A Phrase mostly used to make Twitch streamers say “I swallow cum“!

Donations box: Ice_Wallow_Come donated $5!
Streamer: Thanks, I swallow cum for $5!
Twitch Chat: *Kappa*

Ice wallow come hehe

by Cummer June 9, 2018

Cohenesque

An adjective describing a sudden 180 degree shift in a person’s public persona and behavior.

His Cohenesque patriotism may have had something to do with the enormous legal pressures he was facing.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2018