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collingswood 

a town with a shity school system and an even worse sports program. they are just like haddonfeild without the money and every body hates them they cheat lie and treat good people like shit its fun to kickthere asses
bob "hey dude u look like shit todaY U OKAY?"

MARK "yea fine i just wanted to see what collingswoods is like with out going to the shitty pllace

Collingwood fan 

Collingwood supporters with no teeth and imbred parents
The collingwood fans shit them self as the lost a 30 point lead and lost in the grandfinale.
Collingwood fan by Big balled billy September 6, 2019

Collingswood 

Collingswood is a suburb located right in between Camden and Haddonfield. We are known as the #1 most gay friendly town in ALL of New Jersey so that could give you a hint. Our town is full of liberals and hippy parents who drink wine or beer everyday and most likely are involved in PTA, even though their child has graduated high school. Collingswood kids are good at sports (most of them) but after the 2016 class graduated the school just sucks.... The partying never stops. Doesn't matter what year you graduated, as long as you came from their you know how to get shitty... Wether it's smoking a bowl pack at the slab or drinking there until you roll down the hill... to smoking another joint at the tressel. Philly being close is always a plus. Most pot heads either head to "Munchies" on south street to get their pieces or "Match Box" which just opened.
Let's go to the slab In collingswood
Collingswood by Collingswood April 16, 2017

Collingswood High School 

Collingswood High School a.k.a. "C-hood" is known for such as pot heads, drinking way too much then fornicateing.Are wrwestleing team is live we never loose our football team sucks.....Lost to audobon FUCKKKK.......ITS pretty sweet partys every weekend usually two a night so people you are with varies....in school its pretty damn ghetto dont get caught saying my nigga if you arent cool with black kids and play sports with them ...youll get shot up....if u do soulja boi people will follow.
Woahh woaaaaaaahhhhh woah Collingswood High School

Collingwood Magpies 

The best AFL team in the country, the only people that support this team are nice, wealthy and healthy people that have nice houses. Most Australians don't like them, mostly because they are jealous of their rich heritage and how much skill the players have. They are the only team in history to win 4 premierships in a row and that is a feat that no other team could possibly beat apart from the team who set that record - the Collingwood Football Club!
Person 1: Why are the Collingwood Magpies so good?
Person 2: Maybe it's because they have they best players and supporters!
Collingwood Magpies by Crispy96 October 24, 2012

Collingswood High School 

A complete shit hole in the middle of a up and coming suburban area. Often referred to as c-hood. Kids from oaklyn (they’re pretty cool) and kids from woodlyne (a very awful town) come to Collingswood High School. Students rarely ever take work seriously. It is impossible to walk into the bathroom and not see a group of kids huddled up in a circle around the heater hitting juuls a dab pens. People also very commonly destroy everything in the bathrooms so they shut down every boys bathroom except the one on the first floor. Often students will get caught by the most intimidating security guards in south jersey, they will only receive a 3 day suspension no matter how bad what they did was (accept fighting, they take that seriously because in previous years that’s all the woodlyne kids would do). And then when the kids get back they will do the same shit again and that’s why our school is betting increasingly shittier and shittier.
Person from haddontownship: Have you met that’s kids from Collingswood High School?

Person from haddonfeild: No, and I don’t want to, they are all dirty theifs.