An extremely large piece of corn laden shit that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6"- 8" circumference (tapered at both ends) x 14" - 22.5" length. Producer of said ass log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of shits to remain intact (no breakage). Offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.
Janes rapidly evolving - young adult - metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties....this, coupled with her incessant anal stimulation widened her poop chute to twice the normal asshole size. Her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom...a hasty exit, me thinks she makes
by Theo Fuxtable May 10, 2011
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In Spain the word "Coger" is used as the verb "to grab".
In Mexico the word "Coger" is used as "Fuck"
In Spain the word "Coger" is used as the verb "to grab".
In Mexico the word "Coger" is used as "Fuck"
Spain: Voy a coger algo de comer
(I'm going to grab something to eat)
Mexico: Me voy a coger a esa muchacha (I'm going to have sex with that girl)
(I'm going to grab something to eat)
Mexico: Me voy a coger a esa muchacha (I'm going to have sex with that girl)
by MoisoGenio November 27, 2013
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Coker • Cokerized • Coker Face • coker-factor • Coker Poked • Cokerbation • Cokered • cokerette • Cokerin • Cokerization
A derogatory term for a Canadian person of Anglo-Saxon descent. Cakers have bad taste for absolutely everything, including music, film, sports, food, style and the opposite sex. Cakers love and get drunk off cheap beer and put ketchup and maple syrup on almost anything they eat. Cakers are big fans of hockey and follow the sport religiously. Toronto is the Mecca of Cakers.
A: What is Eric doing today?
B: You know, the regular, play NHL and drink beer
A: Wow, what a caker
B: Total caker
B: You know, the regular, play NHL and drink beer
A: Wow, what a caker
B: Total caker
by TowTruck December 31, 2012
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Get the Ckern mug.We were going at it last night with nothing on except my boots and bolo tie , when he gave me the Nashville choker.
by vaGina August 12, 2017
Get the nashville choker mug.a piece of human feces so large that it does not even move when the toilet is flushed. in most cases requires removal with a small garden shovel. plungers are rendered useless in a case of a bowl choker.
by alan steel October 17, 2008
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Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."
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