corned beef curtains

A pair of labia or flaps that are exposed when the vag is at rest.

I can see your corned beef curtains but you legs are together!!

by Mick Frappell July 14, 2006

Corned Back Sewer Trout

Describes a giant turd...that just so happens to be full of corn from last nights dinner.....Usually splashes you with it's fin upon release.

Dude....be careful, someone set a corned back sewer trout loose in there.....

by Boltneck May 6, 2009

Cooned

When you cum in a girl's eye and her makeup runs all over her face and eyes (like the dark hair of a raccoon).

My girlfriend was going to clean the makeup off her face with water; I Cooned her instead

by amopcoon May 31, 2018

Corned Identity Burger

A burger that comes with corner beef

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Corned Identity Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Corned-beef curtain

A vagina with a large outer labia

That stripper must have been through alot od dick because she's got corned-beef curtains

by cunninglinguistists August 6, 2009

Corned beef hash

Girl goes down on you, gags, throws up on your dick, but likes it and continues to completion, but you're not sure you liked it

It was a normal BJ until my girlfriend corned beef hashed me!

by ALTbitches June 11, 2016

Corned Beef Gash

A very mean-spirited term used to describe a particularly unattractive vagina.

"I can't believe your mom did that porno! Who the hell wants to see her corned beef gash?"

by foolkilla August 15, 2012