A Cornish meat shower is when one finds them self in the situation of sexual relations with ones former teacher and mentor. One will push said tutor from a cliff side after luring them with promises of holiday cuddles and cream tea. Once cliff pushing has taken place the act of intercourse will occur between oneself and the willing participant.
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The oldest known form of contraception first implemented by 16th century Welsh settlers to Cornwall. Now a tasty lunch-time snack.
"Evelyn's pregnant again word is Clarence was going at it and his meat broke out of the pastry",
"Oh Egbert you tell such elaborate stories"
"Oh Egbert you tell such elaborate stories"
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The female lies on her back with her knees slightly raised towards her mid section, with her arms by her sides. Lying alone, she resembles a pre-cooked cornish hen. The man then rests his slightly overweight body between her legs and patiently thrusts into her.
The female lies on her back with her knees slightly raised towards her mid section, with her arms by her sides. Lying alone, she resembles a pre-cooked cornish hen. The man then rests his slightly overweight body between her legs and patiently thrusts into her.
Troy: Gross. I think Lenny is in there giving Pearl the old fashioned cornish hen.
Zack: But I don't hear anything.
Troy: Exactly.
Zack: But I don't hear anything.
Troy: Exactly.
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a state of extreme anger;
to be shrouded in red mist - can be associated with random acts of suitcase throwing, a barrage of expletives and general rage
Can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb.
a state of extreme anger;
to be shrouded in red mist - can be associated with random acts of suitcase throwing, a barrage of expletives and general rage
Can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb.
by WeddingGuest July 3, 2009
Get the Cornish mug.Bang out of order. To commit an act of coonery. Hatred. To coon somebody out. (No racial overtones - don't write in telling me it's racist - it's not. Anyone can be coonish.)
"You did give his sister a Tony Danza mate. That was pretty fucking coonish."
"In hindsight, I guess I did coon him out pretty hard."
"Ben's such a coon."
"In hindsight, I guess I did coon him out pretty hard."
"Ben's such a coon."
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