Coffeeer

Of or being more like Coffee than just regular Coffee. This includes adding large amounts of sugar, cream, and other additives.

As opposed to a regular hot cup of freshly brewed coffee, A coffee that is coffeeer has large amounts of cream, sugar, and other additives. This can be achieved by adding at least 4 large spoonfuls of sugar, artificial or natural, more than 5 regular cream packets, and possibly any other additive, such as a mix of some sort.

by Karl Brower June 11, 2006

coffeesaurus

any beast who craves the rich aromatic flavor of freshly brewed coffee.

Damn Jeremy! You're such a coffeesaurus! You're always drinking coffee!

by Lolita Lust June 12, 2008

Coffeetivity

Coffeetivity is the productivity boost that you get after drinking coffee. It can be applied to anything from school work to picking up babes at the beach.

John: Hey, don't you have an essay due tomorow?
Jack: Crap, I completely forgot.
John: Better get yourself a cup of coffee, you could sure use the coffeetivity.

Jacob: Without coffeetivity I would have been up all night working. Thank god for coffee.
Michael: Dude, you're addicted to coffee.

by thecobb January 13, 2013

coffeeopathy

Consumption of small amounts of coffee for good health
as in homeopathy.

People keep telling me that too much coffee is bad for you, so I just practice coffeeopathy once a day before lunch.

by MrMagnesium January 23, 2013

Coffeebrag

Excessive posting of updates on Twitter and Facebook about how much you need coffee in the morning.

Every morning at about 6 a.m., Susan insists on posting a coffeebrag about her morning cup of Starbucks.

by The Stew October 3, 2012

coffeestart

The process of having a fix of caffeine before being able to start a functional day.

I will begin answering my emails as soon as I get my coffeestart.

by TONGUEJOY March 23, 2013

Coffeecrack jew

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee jeweler. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffeecrack jew , just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016