coffee

1. synonym for cocaine.

2. simply grand.

Goddamn i need a coffee break.

by yourmombiatch February 20, 2005

coffee

1. A tasty morning drink made from coffee beans.
2. Sex, ~from the wrong side of the cup: Anal Sex, ~from the wrong side of the manly cup: gay sex

"You wanna come have some coffee?"
"Hey, he's been having coffe from the wrong side of the cup!"

by Headless Chicken June 8, 2005

coffee

a person who has been coughed on

the coffee got a cold from this

by kevin dow May 13, 2005

coffee

someone who is coughed on

I was the coffee last night because my husband is sick.

by christayina July 27, 2008

coffee

Coffee is an acronym for Condoms organised fantastic fucks endlessly ensured.

I received a message from a woman, a good friend, asking me to meet her for coffee in Dublin.

by St Ias December 28, 2005

coffee

a crystalline compound that is found especially in tea and coffee plants and is a stimulant of the central nervous system.

Want some coffee?
Yea sure bro <3

by IeatCeral March 3, 2017

coffee

someone who is coughed upon

"is the coffee ok? no he contracted bronchitis"

by Jabliz February 24, 2009