coffee

1. synonym for cocaine.

2. simply grand.
by yourmombiatch February 21, 2005
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1. A tasty morning drink made from coffee beans.
2. Sex, ~from the wrong side of the cup: Anal Sex, ~from the wrong side of the manly cup: gay sex
"You wanna come have some coffee?"
"Hey, he's been having coffe from the wrong side of the cup!"
by Headless Chicken June 02, 2005
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a person who has been coughed on
the coffee got a cold from this
by kevin dow February 27, 2005
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someone who is coughed on
I was the coffee last night because my husband is sick.
by christayina April 20, 2008
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Coffee is an acronym for Condoms organised fantastic fucks endlessly ensured.
I received a message from a woman, a good friend, asking me to meet her for coffee in Dublin.
by St Ias November 19, 2005
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coffee

a crystalline compound that is found especially in tea and coffee plants and is a stimulant of the central nervous system.
Want some coffee?
Yea sure bro <3
by IeatCeral March 04, 2017
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"is the coffee ok? no he contracted bronchitis"
by Jabliz February 24, 2009
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