Coffe

(n.) A legal drug.

dude i need a Coffe, like rn

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

coffe

Someone who likes to enjoy raping little boys in an extreme manner.

Pronounciation: (coe-fh)

Jerry: Dude there was a bunch of coffes at that McDonald's

Jack: Yeah man I think I might be one

by blackmonkey445 March 04, 2024

alpha coff

Means I'll fuck off

Hey dad, alpha coff!

by coolcraft May 25, 2019

coffe day

coffe day a day you only drink coffe nothing else only coffe

girl-hey it's coffe day

Boy-oh but I drank water..
girl-well then your out

by Some weird human October 08, 2021

coff-o-lax

The cup or cups of coffee that stimulate a bowel movement.

"A little backed up this morning--better quaff me some Coff-O-Lax."

by JackNoxious March 14, 2022

Coff

"Coff" used in a joke/meme context as a short form faster alternative to the full word Cough.

Barry: "Hey, I heard Jane went out with Mark"

Frank: "Really I haven't heard anything, coff coff"

by TheRockBell March 05, 2023