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Coating

To be on the phone with someone that you're intimately interested in for long periods of time; or talking to them in person as well in a flirtatious manner.
Look at Sean, he stay coating with that girl he met at the mall.
by CeceFbaby May 16, 2018
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Charting

When you shart so hard it runs down your leg and into your shoe.
Charting so hard i'm going to have to buy new shoes.
by Batman 5911 November 13, 2011
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Cohorting

Quarantining with your buddies so you don't have to drink alone as a pandemic rages around you.

Became big during the Covid-19 pandemic before we had the technology to shrink down and fight viruses with guns for all the next pandemics that followed.

Could also be used to describe group cocaine use during a pandemic but the cocaine never lasts long enough.
"I've been cohorting to keep my alcohol tolerance high so I'm not a total lightweight after"
"I need to stop cohorting every time there's a pandemic, my liver needs a break"
by Marvigeddon April 9, 2020
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clarting stick

a stick with mad power enough to end a gay guy called fadnams.
ow u cunt u hit me with the clarting stick m8
by fadnams November 21, 2019
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comforting fiction

An untruth we tell ourselves, or tell others, to keep from having to face facts, and to ease us through hard times.
Just wash your hands and you'll be fine, warm weather will make it disappear, only old people can die from it... one comforting fiction after another could not disguise the truth that we were all in for a long, painful journey.
by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2020
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Coating the Penny Horse

This British phrase was originally to describe the act of painting a fresh coat of paint on a small china horse, often found in bric-a-brac / jumble sales and charity shops. The phrase is now primarily used to describe going for a messy poo on a cheap toilet.
"Our John's been busy coating the penny horse this morning."

"By gum, that curry last night were right dodge -- I've got to coat the penny horse, I'll be back in half-hour."
by FondantTerrible July 24, 2020
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ass carting

a sport; where you use a cart with 4 wheels and a cushion and you go down hills and run and jump on. its a blast you should all try it
by Christina D April 4, 2008
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