James Corden

A less funny Peter Kay

"Hey, did you know James Corden was in that shitshow musical 'CATS'?"
"Yeah, it was the highlight of his career"

by SnexuSakesGlaz February 4, 2020

James Corden

An Un-Treatable Medical Condition where the sufferer is in denial of two severe mental conditions, resulting in self-obsession.......
These are :

a:) Being Clinically Obese

b:) Thinking you have a sense of humour, to the delusional point that you have convinced yourself you are an Hilarious Comedian, albeit a Clinically Obese Un-Funny Hilarious Comedian.

Symptoms include being Fat and Totally Un-Funny, eating all the pies and loving the sound of your own Fat Squeaky fat-ass voice.

Long term prospects are not good for any person you come into contact with.

Only known cure: Tear up your Equity Card and get back to working in McDonalds where you belong Fattie..!

Stacy: 'Gavin, you Fat, Un-Funny Talentless Bastard, Victim of 10 years of a UK Labour Government, why did you give up your job at McDonalds?'

Gavin: ' I'll tell you why M'fanwie, I am James Corden and because I am under the illusion I am a Funny Fat-Ass Toss-Monkey, when I'm not.... Innit! Plus there's nothin' wrong with bein' the only Gay in the Village!'

by Mike Leigh, Smartarse June 28, 2010

Cape Coddess

A woman from Cape Cod who is admired for her looks, wit, charm and geographical knowledge.

Often misspellt Cape Codess.

Roxanna was a Cape Coddess

by Peter N Carr September 28, 2006

Coddington

1)When something f**ks up, on the largest possible scale,

2)When your action goes so badly wrong the world nearly ends

3)When you're a douche

1) I did such a Coddington and caused the chernobyl blast

2) I did such a Coddington and Started WW2 - Hitler

3) Chanting your own name, when doing avergae at a task

by Pettin November 20, 2012

cobden

Cobden a place in canada near ottawa who has a lot of gangstas some people call it lil compton the most wanted kid there si crack fat hes 13

yo man you hear about that nigga that got shot in cobden?

by Cobdens Most Wanted April 5, 2005

cadden

A sociopathic male college student who has the inability to show emotion and difficulty expressing himself through speech. His only joy is eating fresh fruits and inflicting pain.

Pat is such a fucking cadden

by Drank October 24, 2006

Condensation Handshake

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.

I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.

by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015