Cockwomble

A person who thinks his horse rating stats are fabulous but in reality he #makesitupashegoesalong and is a bitter prick

James is a massive cockwomble

by Cockwomble1 September 13, 2018

chinese cock worm

The act of going to the market dressed in a skirt of meat when your penis slips through the cracks of the pork chops hanging from your stomach and a small maggot finds its way into your urethra and you fuck a small village girl in the ass while the maggot makes its way to her ovaries and then later a child in the shape of a seven foot African cock emerges into the world and stops world hunger.

I'm pretty sure our president is the result of a Chinese cock worm.

by Chinese Cock Worm May 11, 2017

Cockwomble

a shit swear word for twats

ohI just can't stand Tarquin! Such a cockwomble

by Cliff Vicious February 1, 2017

cockworth hop

the process of jumping and jumping again to fake the spectacle of flight

man1: my word how ever did you get here before me in my jag
man2: why i did the cockworth hop my boy made great time
Man1: i wish i could do that but i cant get the time ing right
Man2: indeed it is tricky

by frogcloset November 21, 2005

Cockworshipper

One who loves the cock so much that he worships it religiously, in hopes of one day having his asshole fulfilled.

Tommy is such a cockworshipper, I hear he joined a cult that participates in circle jerks.

by Nikola February 3, 2004

Cockwomble

Anybody who supports far right politics, Neo Nazism

Paul Golding and Co are cockwombles

by LeftyWefty July 25, 2015

cockwarmer

a slut (typically from powell river) that loves to sit on cock and keep it warm!

taylor was one furry cockwarmer. bitch rode my shit all night long like a champ!

by RaTTy April 10, 2003