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CockTong

When a man doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom.
"Dude that's wicked gross. Wash ya damn cocktongs."
by Stumpy2088 July 13, 2015
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cocktoberfest

Time of year that is recognized worldwide as the "holiday season" for dope-hos across the globe. Traditionally it occurs during the month of July, which was chose because during that part of the summer one will find their weather conditions to be, for the most part, described In pretty much the same exact word these who're take pride in using to describe themselves and others like them.... "muggy, miserable, and way too damn hot" (please note the last part is used only by these skank bitches and does not reflect the opinion of a single other soul on this planet other than other dope-hos)

Traditionally this holiday is a tribute to all them hard working tramps that In reality are out there preserving the worlds delicate state of 'sanity' by sacrificing themselves to be no more than a cum-dumpster receptacle to provide release, stress relief, etc and all at a minimal cost to the migrant worker or hobo or some rank of trashy per put there who may be about to snap and go postal, until given that Blow-Job that keeps the dude going to see another day without creating a mass loss of human life.

Most commonly celebrated through the entire month of the sluts being worked for a higher rate (standard is 3 times what you'd normally pay them) of earnings into their pipes or needles than the customary amount they'd normally earn...
Dude I fucking hate cocktoberfest.... Not only am I sitting in my car sweating my balls off for a half ass BJ from that bitch Stacy cuz its 120 degrees outside, but since it's the holiday I gotta give her a goddamn 8ball! Bitch still wont swallow either!
by jimjones, omnibeing November 2, 2017
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Cocktongs

The hands used by someone who's always touching things they shouldn't.
Keep your cocktongs out of my spaghetti.
by GingerAssassin March 30, 2021
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cocktose intolerant

When there is cheese under the foreskin and the smell or taste of it makes you sick.
Oh man, that guy's dick really smells. No way I'm going near that. I'm definitely cocktose intolerant.

I can't suck your dick...too much cheese there and you know that I'm cocktose intolerant.
by bateworld September 12, 2022
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cocktose intolerant

allergic to semen. A person that is cocktose intolerant cannot swallow semen without having allergy symptoms. So they avoid it.
Please don't come in my mouth because I am cocktose intolerant.

I don't swallow; I am cocktose intolerant.
by bateworld October 30, 2022
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this was a term used to announce to a group of people that an event, that occurs within the month of October, has ending. a great uprising will follow suit
"A pinch and punch, for the first of the month!"

"Oh yeah! thanks for reminding me i havent announced yet, SORRY SLUTS!!▦ ▯▯▯▯ COCKTOBER▯▯IS OVER"
by weedmaster824 October 21, 2023
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