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Cockstraint 

The male equivalent of a chastity belt
His mistress wouldn't let him leave the house without his cockstraint on.
Cockstraint by Big Stuicus August 18, 2014

Cockstraighting

To remove ones gayness by physically grabbing their weiner and bending it straight.
Timmy removed my gayness last night by cockstraighting it.
Cockstraighting by Tim and Paul January 5, 2021

cockspert 

a Cocktail expert

a slightly less douchy term for a mixologist
Mixologist is so pretentious. I'm a cockspert.
cockspert by komandant_dom February 13, 2021

Cockstralia 

A former British colony in the southern hemisphere populated by the descendents of the criminal and dirtbag scum of Britain, who were deported there during the late 18th and 19th centuries. This land is now filled with dopey cockheads who think they're king shit but who are really just foul-mouthed dishonest drunken arrogant douchebag pieces of shit.

The word Cockstralia is a combination of cockhead and Australia. The people of this country are known as Cockstralians.
Did you see that guy Bruce and his ugly trollop girlfriend at the party last night? Every second word out of their mouths was "fuck" or "cunt" and they both got so drunk that they couldn't even walk and then vomited all over the back bedroom, the stupid assholes.

Yeah I saw them. What else did you expect from people from Cockstralia?
Cockstralia by Professor Dive March 9, 2021

cockaterian 

Someone who strictly eats penis.
Harry is a cockaterian.
cockaterian by my name is name January 28, 2010
a leather strap (fastened by buckles, snaps, velcro, etc) used as a cock ring
he had his cockstrap on the loosest snap but when he lost his erection it all fell off
cockstrap by Eumolpus September 16, 2007