A person who is of course a real cockmaster.. who can and will take a good shit on someone's face. (As Needed)
by ChangWang April 30, 2003
Get the shitface cockmastermug. One of a select few chosen ones in the galaxy who has attained a mastery of the art of cock handling beyond human capabilities. Jedi Cockmasters typically can make a penis erupt without even being in the same room.
by buckmonster October 27, 2008
Get the Jedi Cockmastermug. A man or woman who enjoys eating other people's shit and loves cocks. Can be referred to as master of all cocks. Usually used as an insult between men.
by G-DUDE May 30, 2006
Get the shitfaced cockmastermug. by Tight Gonk March 5, 2009
Get the cletus cockmastermug. One who maintains a high standard of acting like a tool. Usually found in libraries and police stations.
by almighty jed April 26, 2006
Get the shitface cockmastermug. by Aaron McMillin August 28, 2003
Get the horse fuckin cockmastermug. a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.
by eboyd32 June 26, 2007
Get the dick faced cockmastermug.