A person who is of course a real cockmaster.. who can and will take a good shit on someone's face. (As Needed)
by ChangWang April 30, 2003
One of a select few chosen ones in the galaxy who has attained a mastery of the art of cock handling beyond human capabilities. Jedi Cockmasters typically can make a penis erupt without even being in the same room.
by buckmonster September 2, 2008
A man or woman who enjoys eating other people's shit and loves cocks. Can be referred to as master of all cocks. Usually used as an insult between men.
by G-DUDE May 27, 2006
by Tight Gonk October 27, 2008
One who maintains a high standard of acting like a tool. Usually found in libraries and police stations.
by almighty jed April 9, 2006
by Aaron McMillin August 29, 2003
a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.
by eboyd32 June 4, 2007