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Cockling

to gargle with cock.
Freddie: Karina's Breath sure smells great!
Annie: that's Cause she was cockling this morning!
by Freddie_Fresh December 10, 2007
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cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

4.)Steve Parkin
Steve Parkin is such a cockmonger that no one will even be in the same locker room, for fear of Steve Parkin falling out of their open zipper when changing they draws!
by The Babysat July 18, 2004
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donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel

A person who refuses to draw necessary attention to themselves because they are secretly smuggling donkey dicks to keep all to themselves
Eli: I cant believe that guy didnt do the jeep wave back!

Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!
by jeepguy84 August 21, 2013
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cockmonger

by Dan Riss January 16, 2003
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cockmonger

Derived of the two words cock and monger.

1. a person who is involved with penises in a petty or contemptible way.

2. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (penises in this case). This definition is mostly used in Britain.

3. someone who is incredibly fascinated in cocks.
George Bush is a cockmonger.
by Kirtan Loor November 7, 2007
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cocklunger

Penetrating so fast that you dislocate your pelvis.
He's a cocklunger.
by fommy0 June 2, 2016
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cockmongor

A name for a person who uses you for sexual relations without wanting a relationship. This person usually has a mental issue of some sort that keeps them from commiting to one person. Otherwise known as being faithful
you are such a cockmongor!
by Ashley ^_^ September 15, 2003
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