Cockwand

When you use your boyfriends dick like a you're in a harry potter movie.

'Expelliarmus! This cockwand is huge!"

by FunnyTeHeHe March 8, 2023

cackhanded

Someone who is cackhanded is lefthanded, and hence a clumsy fool who can't write or use a knife and fork properly.

My sister is cackhanded. It's really annoying because you can never find righthanded scissors in the house despite the fact that 3/4 of my family are righthanded. I'm sure she chucks them away as a result of her bitter twisted resentment of the fact she's not normal.

by RH Rule August 15, 2006

cockhands

A term given to the one unlucky enough to have phallic projections instead of fingers, rather like ten dick digits. This person will usually be really cackhanded, retarded, and a bit of a dickweed.

mohsin :whoah i just realised my fingernails are foreskins!
Callum: "shut up cockhands you fag"

by scallum December 4, 2005

cocksandwich

The act of inserting your short shriveled chode (short,fat, Pee-Pee) in between two molding hogie rolls or loose roast beef curtain lips preferably from your grandmother or a loud mouthed rent-a-cop who has a hairy brillo pad muff that is often licked by a member of valet services.

\\\\\\\"Hey Conor, You wanna come over here and stick your millimeter peter in-between my saggy tarp lips and we can make the best cocksandwich you have ever encountered\\\\\\\". HOLD THE MAYO!

by Muff Mania September 13, 2007

cockandballs

peenas and balls but used for short innit

look at my huge cockandballs

by arealpussio123 June 21, 2021

cocksand

An irritating or annoying situation, person or business

"That person is such a cocksand!"

by plebgate September 4, 2014

cockhandler

A person who has no mind of their own and often "co-signs" on another man's statements and/or actions. Said person "sweats" other dudes.

you only sayin' that 'cause Phil did, u cockhandler

by Frankie Needlz August 10, 2010