Around The Back CockSlap

When you and your partner are both naked and ready to fuck . As the girl/boy ( if you like that kinda stuff ) is coming near you , you then fake left/right do a 360 spin to turn around from them and as your about to face them give them a cock slap/ dick print .

Lisa got tired of dick prints so she pulled off an Around The Back CockSlap.

by TrustTheCircle June 4, 2012

cockslap

to slap someone in the face with your half-erected dick. doing this before or after having sex it is the only secure way to avoid pregnancy and venereal diseases.

guy: I cockslaped you, so i can't be the father!!

biotch: I gonna kick yer ass!!!

crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

by sgrDD March 20, 2008

CockFlapping

While after jizzing on a girls face you slap your penis around her cheeks

I GAVE HER A NASTY COCKFLAPPING

by BigD716 February 19, 2009

cockslap

Another way to say caps lock.

person 1: sO THEN I TOLD HER TO SUCK IT.

person 1: Goddam cockslap!

by hot_md_mamma September 19, 2006

Cockflopper

female or instance that immediately makes your manhood floppy.

Fat people having sex, road kill, your mom knocking on your door when you're getting a BJ.

Those two slamhogs making out in public is a real Cockflopper.

by Jay Ownz September 28, 2010

cockslapping the mona lisa

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.

Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*

by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008

Cockflake

An insult that no one can beat

Your friend: Poop face
You: slime-donged cockflake !
Your friend: I can't beat that ...
You: IN YOUR FACE!

by Awesome McAwesom Pants August 19, 2011