Cockatiel

A small little bird capable of making your ears bleed yet filling the whole in your heart.

Comes in many shapes, color, and sizes and it's even possible that these little guys are used as emotional support for some people

Can be a mood, please don't sit on them. You will regret it

Person A: hey dude I heard you got a bird?
Person b: lol yeah I got a cockatiel-
Person A: oh- are you okay?

by Mals_tired.jpeg January 27, 2021

Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.

I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.

by DutchScum May 28, 2010

The Cocker

Two in the sack. One in the back.

Did you hear about the gay version of the shocker?
No!
Its called the Cocker!

by Erik and Joel September 25, 2011

Lincoln Cocked

When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.

-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."

-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"

by John Cocktoastun February 22, 2009

cocker

Term used in Northern England especially by the older generation meaning "buddy" or "mate"

"Ya alright cocker?"

"Cheers cocker"

by poo legs May 31, 2004

half cocked

Acting on assumptions or partial information.

Based on old firearms, that if not fully cocked (thus half cocked), would not fire.

You've only heard his side of the story! You can't go running around half cocked spreading rumors about her!

by RobbyPants June 27, 2007

cocketbook

A small fabric bag, usually consisting of handles, similar in style and function to a pocketbook, but carried by a man.

Look at that metro-sexual guy. I can't believe he's got a cocketbook.

by Shaymer August 23, 2007