Cockadoo!

Exclamation:

One can shout the word "cockadoo!" when angry, sad, excited, in aw, surprised or pretty much any situation.

Jeff: Yo Zev! check out my new lawn chair!
Zev: Cockadoo!!! That looks mad comfy!

Fred: I think I just got Hepatitis A..
Nachi: Cockadoo.. I'm sorry to hear that bro, feel better.

Josh shouted "cockadoo!" at the top of his lungs when Avi chopped his dick off with a ninja star.

by Jason Spazington's brother November 18, 2016

Cockaloaf

When you erect penis has a stiff block of jizz-covered hair by the ballsac.

She sucked my cockaloaf hard last night.

Wanna see mygnarley cockaloaf.

by Salexis January 24, 2010

cockadoodlebuttfuck

An exclamation used specifically in situations where shouting "cockadoodlebuttfuck!" is appropriate.

Bobby: "Cockadoodlebuttfuck!"

Digital: "Dude, you are WAY out of line!"

by Joe with the face September 17, 2008

Cockapotamous

Another word for the male genitalia.

Chris, I want you and your cockapotamous to come to my house later.

by Shmillerz April 28, 2015

cockamatized

cockamatized to have one under hypnosis from sexual contact with ones cock.

ive got that girl cockamatized. she will do any thing.

by the cockamatizer January 26, 2017

cockadoodledoo

Otherwise known as morning wood or morning sex. Sex in the morning.

cockadoodledoo is what a rooster does to wake you up in the morning.

by Minouser December 12, 2009

cockamamie

1) adj. foolish, silly, unreasonable.

2)v. to have sexual intercourse with the dead widow of Dwight D. Eisenhower.

1) Invading Iraq was a cockamamie idea.

2) I wanna cockamamie but the best I can do is get a handjob from Ladybird Johnson.

by Polly Tiki January 18, 2005