Awkward Cockblock 

When you masterbate in you bathroom, and you are constantly cock blocked by a family member that wants to shit. They will yell, knock, pretty much suck the mood right out of you, and if they yell and knock hard enough, you will just cum all over the place, so in a sick sense, you couldve finished to your, baby sister, little sister, little brother, baby brother, mother, father, grandma, grandpa, uncles and aunts! you couldve finished to their voices, makin you a freak!

Guy 1 (jacking off) O yeah! Almost done

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Mom: (from other door) HURRY UP!

Guy 1: O shit! To much excitement! AHHH! (money shot)

Mom: What was that?

Guy 1: NOthing mom, you just did the Awkward Cockblock.

Mom: What?

Guy 1: NOthing...

Awkward Cockblock by UN-luckyJACKER69 March 16, 2010

Cockblockula 

Someone who at every chance sucks up all the game in the room at his friends expence.

John: Aye there were like 100 girls at that last night, did you get any action?

Ryan: Not at all Gary was being such a Cockblockula! Dude he totally kicked off the Cockblocalypse.

Cockblockula by P.S. Foolish June 13, 2011

cockblock 

A special door that keeps male chickens from entering a henhouse.

"Dude, that rooster is trying to get at the hens, but the cockblock is keeping him out!"

cockblock by Oleg Yavorsky March 22, 2009

Cockblockster 

The Cockblockster is a well-known signature created and performed by CAW wrestler, Stalker. The move has the opponent positioned in the corner, facing the front, while the wrestler then proceeds to do a clothesline to the opponent in the corner, pushes the opponent to the middle of the ring, and then performs a roll through into a blockbuster.

The name "Cockblockster" came from a botch that was made by GEW's Brian Cooper on commentary at RSW's Destined For Glory when he accidentally fumbled and mixed the words, "Clothesline" and "Blockbuster" together while Stalker was performing his signature, which was then misinterpreted by GTT's John Baker as the "Cockblockster". This singular moment would make Stalker have a boost in popularity in CAW due to the funny nature of the signature name. Ever since then, Stalker would remain to have the Cockblockster in his moveset and it would eventually expand with Stalker performing different variations of a blockbuster but still holding onto the name.

The Cockblockster also won an award for the best signature/finisher names of 2020.

Two goated individuals doing commentary for GTT: Warchain S2 E22 during the Stalker vs. Will O Connor Match.

APH: I've been telling you this, he's been showing his moves with the flippy maneuvers but he has been a little bit of a technician too, have you been seeing?
John Baker: Oh yeah. WAIT. Stalker. He's going, he's going for it! COCKBLOCKSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
APH: Jesus Christ! I HATE THAT MOVE, THAT MOVE NAME IS TERRIBLE.
John Baker: It's not even the end!
APH: There you go! That's what you get for having move called the cockblocker. It doesn't even end the match.

Cockblockster by JayIsYourHomie August 12, 2021

cockblocking 

one guy ruining another guy's chance to score some booty

That fucking punk-bitch took my seat at the bar and eventually took home the girl i was talking to. He was totally cockblocking me.

cockblocking by WillyStyle November 9, 2007

League of Extraordinary Cockblockers 

An organized or loose alliance of friends, acquaintances, co-workers, and classmates who overtly or accidentally conspire to keep one from engaging in sexual relations with another or laying the foundation therefore. SEE: Josh, Mike, Mauriah, et al.

I could have gotten all kinds of ass at the party last night had the League of Extraodinary Cockblockers not been there to fuck my shit up.

League of Extraordinary Cockblockers by big July 31, 2003

Cockblocked by Jesus 

When an attractive girl will not date you because you think that Christianity is hogwash.

Girl: Sorry but I want a relationship that is sanctioned by the Almighty God.

Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus

Cockblocked by Jesus by bombus August 18, 2010