ms.cohan

My math teacher. She's fat, ugly, old, lonely, has no life. Is always whispering in your ear. She spits when she talks and she breathes on you. She can't teach for shit. Pretends she's married even though her name is MS. Cohan, pretends she has three sons and if you ask what their names were she only tells you that they wear nike hats. And Cohan is annoying as hell.

Ms.Cohan in front of a cabinet "Excuse me!"

Ms.Cohan to the class "Is that fair? I think it's fair, its fair right, I think its fair."

by 22222222222254354hshgh March 8, 2009

cobanal

someone who bum's off Nirvana

(see "bum off")

hey, jordan is paying six grand for kurt's old guitar

oh my god he is so cobanal

by P5y/\/\0/\/ December 31, 2007

cobhamsexual

A person that who is obsessed with Chelsea academy players no matter how good or bad they perform.

Person 1: "Mason Mount was brilliant yesterday."
Person 2: "How could you say that Chelsea lost and Mount didn't register any G/A."
Person 3: "Don't worry about him he is a cobhamsexual."

by Birrle October 26, 2022

Cobranix

Cobranix is a EDM music producer who has started his music career at the age of 10. Quite known for his Super Mario remixes.

Fan: What's up Cobranix?
Cobranix: Not much man, how are you?
Fan: I'm doing great, just wanted to let you know that your music is the best. Keep up the great work bro!
Cobranix: Thanks alot bro!

by CobranixDubz March 2, 2023

Dirty cohan

A man who masturbates while in the action of sucking three pinus’s while sticking his toe up his arse

Wow he is a dirty cohan

by Cwanja October 14, 2020

cowhand

a cowboy; cowpoke.

The ranch has hired 100 cowhands.

by uttam maharjan November 19, 2011

Cowhand

A condition you may need medical attention for.

What's wrong with my hand, gad Jethro it, I don't know what's wrong with me!
Oh $hit wade, ya got the cowhand, relax I'm gonna take you in to see Dr. Schwartz. I know you don't like Jew doctors, but he's the best in Kansas.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2016