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Screaming corn cob

Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.
John sounded like he was passing a screaming corn cob in the living room.
by My5k5ey5 March 7, 2023
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Chicago Corn-onthe-Cob

The act of putting corn kernels, butter, and salt on your Dick then having a bitch give you a blowjob like shes eating corn-onthe-cob. She has to eat every corn kernel vigorously and the whole time during she has to say om nom nom until she becomes stuffed or too much corn becomes stuck in her throat.
Dude, I porked this fat chick last night. Made her give a Chicago Corn-onthe-Cob.

Man, I got some seck Cob last night.
by 4 amigos November 15, 2010
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alabama corn on cob

the act of of shoving a raw corn on the cob in a girls ass for pleasure
jessica got bored on day so she did the alabama corn on cob
by NutNutBuster December 16, 2017
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Cob On The Corn

When the cob grows on corn instead of vice versa.
Dude, harvest was great this year, i got a cob on the corn.
by SkeppsRåtta September 4, 2017
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eating my corn on the cob

A phrase used when somebody is provoking you or insulting you.
by Joseph Evans April 10, 2007
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Kansas Corn on the Cob

Kansas Corn on the Cob is where you put one finger in her butthole, the other finger in her bellybutton and proceed to eat her out from the side, left to right as if you were enjoying some delicious cobbed corn.
Kansas Corn on the Cob

“Hey Zach, I heard you totally Corn on the

Cobbed her, Kansas style!”

“Yup, one in her pooper, one in the innie and went to town.”

‘Step-bro what are you doing?’

‘Simmer down, I’m just trying to put one finger in your bellybutton another in your poopercooter and eat you out like 4th of July…Kansas Corn-on-the Cob is so hot right now.’
by ZachNow4 April 9, 2022
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SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COB

Put your tongue on my dick like corn on a cob, bitch!
that bitch would slob on my knob like corn on the cob every time we did the dirty
by yvette sandoval January 9, 2008
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