Idaho Corn cob

To shove an uncooked corn cob into your anus and shred the cob with the lining of your rectum, then defecate into a bowl and continue to eat it.

Dat Idaho Corn cob was the shit.......Literally.

by Jowah March 7, 2009

Canadian Corn Cob

A sex move
When a corn cob is shoved into the vaginal pipe and left to marinate overnight. It is then removed and fried in a pan, leaving a crispy brown coating from the caramelised juices. You then get the corn cob whilst hot, and give it a fresh dip into the pipe, covering it in the special sauce and burning the chick at the same time

I gave this chick the canadian corn cob last night and she was SOOO pissed when i burtn her pipe

by moot moot moot tom June 2, 2011

kentucky corn cob

after drinking naty light and eating corn have your partner suck your dick from behind while having the beer shits.

the night before there was a corn cob eating contest and dollar naty light drafts at the bar. then my girlfriend starting suckin me off from the back and i woke up farted and beer and corn shit all over her head! hence the kentucky corn cob

by wookpook February 26, 2009

corn cob knob slob

slobbing the knob across the length of the shaft as if eating corn on the cob

"Did you hear that Luke's mom corn cob knob slobbed Matt last night?!"

by B218son May 2, 2010

chicken corn cob gravy

Yummy, gooey, snozberry based soup.

Yeah doggy, get me some of that chicken corn cob gravy!

by milmar August 8, 2003

You got corn cobs in your ears

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.

You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?

by TV CAR April 10, 2010

Cob Corning

Masturbating with poop in your hand.

I got bored last night, so I spent some time cob corning.

by anonymous November 30, 2024