cluster fuckery 

1) The act of a chaotic, uncontrollable, frazy time - usually related to wreaking havoc in the name of fun.

2) Scenario's - generally work related - that show zero sign of positivity and follow the trend of bad to worse.

1) Are you down for some cluster fuckery this weekend?

2) This project is so full of cluster fuckery we'll never get done in time.

cluster fuckery by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007

cluster fucked 

to get shafted because everything comes down on you at once

Dude: How'd you do on your midterms?

Me: I got cluster fucked :(

cluster fucked by wangster November 6, 2003

Cluster Text 

When someone sends you multiple few word text messages in succession.

Especially when each message is its own complete thought and therefore, each one requires a specific response.

Other Forms: Cluster Texting; Cluster Texter

Ronnie doesn't realize how annoying and confusing it is when he CLUSTER TEXTS people.

Cluster Text by FunnyMrBiggs August 22, 2011

cluster fuck 

military use: a situation where nothing will go right, casaulties will occur, evac will not happen, often engineered by the stupid.

"The Bradley got brewed up at the same time inbound arty started dropping, and the whole deal turned into a giant cluster fuck.

cluster fuck by Brian H March 14, 2002

cluster spunk 

A fictional method of male ejaculation whereby one's semen is shot into the air as one main globule only to cluster and split into thousands of spunky droplets when the apex of it's trajectory is reached.

Dude 1: "Yo dude, I totally cluster spunked ya mom last night."

Dude 2: "Oh snap, Dude. Oh snap."

Dude 1: "That bitch was caked, yo!"

cluster spunk by Spunkmaster6008 October 12, 2009

Cluster Child 

Noun |
1 Somebody with no social life and one that doesn't value their own time.

2 Someone who has no idea about anything and it's as if they live under a rock.

Guy 1: So have you seen the Hangover 2?

Guy 2: I didn't know there was a Hangover 1...

Guy 1: You're such a Cluster Child!

Cluster Child by anonymous v564654654 June 29, 2011

Cluster fung-shway 

Organized chaos. A state of calamity amidst a sea of normal.

At first it appeared to be Mayhem or alittle chaotic but it was a cluster fung-shway

Cluster fung-shway by Brian Jones, The original accept no imitations April 25, 2008