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The Clench

Jaw clenching caused as a side-effect of consuming LSD. Generally not dangerous. Treated by staying hydrated and exercising the mouth. Nothing to worry about as worrying can cause a bad trip.
Luke: You just gotta watch out for The Clench
A.J. (On LSD): The Clench? Wtf is that?
Luke: You don't know about The Clench man? That shit will lock your mouth shut!
by deadheadkid92 August 10, 2010
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Clutchclusive

A state of being so incredibly awesome/amazing yet essential and swank.
jamar: I just got into the underground night whistlers concert. I had the only ticket that I found at urban outfitters in a book that was too mainstream for me.

harold: "That is so Clutchclusive"
by v-necksweaternation August 29, 2011
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You heard of clutchboyz?

Yeah, the best music group ever?

Exactly!
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tax crunch

"Tax crunch is kona coffee ice cream with crisped rice chocolate? I think I just came in my fucking mouth"
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crunch mode

The way one works during crunch time. In an effort to make up for schedule slippage and meet a deadline, workers are required to make sacrifices including (but not limited to) sleep, nutrition, social life, hygiene, and product quality.
The whole team is in crunch mode, so we've got the sleeping bags in the office and we're sending out for more pizza.
by Evac156 February 22, 2005
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baby's arm clutching a plum

A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.
Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.
by Jumpingrat November 10, 2008
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Stench Clench

The act of catching a shart before it touches cloth, by tightly clenching one's buttocks to contain the inadvertently expelled matter. A successful stench clench, followed by an immediate stealthy bathroom visit, can save one from the ignominy of having shit oneself in public.
Damon and Bill watched bemused as Bob silently waddled towards the restroom, holding his stench clench tightly.
by Degenerate Scumbag March 29, 2015
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