Clubtard

a person who is highly inebriated after clubbing, and wanders into neighboring business, hotels etc. and creates a nuisance.

Oh, great here comes the "clubtards". Keep an eye on the "clubtard". I had to throwout 10 clubtards last night!

by DesertViking February 4, 2010

Clubber's Confusion

A psychological and physiological state in which a person's behavior is characterized by a lack of understanding or awareness of their current situation. Clubber's Confusion occurs when a person has spent long periods in a club, and generally is most visually symptomatic when they begin to leave the club or converse with others. The symptoms are compounded by alcohol and proximity to subwoofers on the dancefloor.

Text message conversation: 1:42 AM
1) Hey boo ughh
2) Lol are you ok?
1) I'm fine.
2) Oh. Ok... I'm kinda confused. Are you drunk? Or is this clubber's confusion?
1) Ya, my friends are fine babe!
2) ... Wtf?

by Mischu22 August 14, 2010

Chubbalardo

More than chubby.

There's a big sagging hole in my mattress where Chubbalardo slept last night.

by Pablo Tornado October 19, 2020

Clobba

A further extrapolation of ni🅱️🅱️a as it can be made using all red emoji letters (🆑🅾️🅱️🅱️🅰️). Also a term to flippantly use instead of 'mate', 'fella' or 'cobber'.

Person 1: How are you Clobba?

Person 2: Not much, chief.

by bigclobba2001 December 13, 2017

Chubbamuffin

a nice way to say someone is fat or a fatty

A:hey whatcha eating
B: dude im working on my third big mac
A:what of the week?
B: no of the day!
A:wow what a chubbamuffin
or
A:i dont feel so good man
B:why? you ok man
A: i dont know man i was feeling like a chubbamuffin and a gallon of ice cream.

by C-dizzle nizzle December 7, 2009

clubcake

To pay more attention to your girlfriend, or any "non-slut," over your friends at a club.

AT A CLUB. clubcake.

A: Where's cuddles?
B: I saw blahblah come in, he's probably at the couch talking to her.
A: clubcake!

by newboypinoy April 8, 2010

Clubbing Legend

One who is both experienced and appropriately trained in the discipline of Clubbing.

Competencies includes, but is not limited to,

Grinding

Bumping

Drinking

Subtly insulting stupid bitches and letting them try and win your approval back. Consequently lulling them into false feelings of affection allowing you to have your way with them.

Negotiating drugs/pussy

Bill: "Did you see that guy? He grinded on every piece of pussy whilst intravenously taking jagermeister!"

Matt: "He is a true clubbing legend!"

by Falkenatorstein October 24, 2010