closter

a place were kids are rich and spoiled and get wasted on there use parents money. there is so much drama. from bad mouths to fist fight. all the different cliques. skaters hang behind burger king, the jocks at there friends houses and play man hunt. the popular girls hang out in there friends basements. and uss we hang out everywere.. from downtown closter to eachothers houses.. everyone noes everyone.. from the west side,, the poor side to the east side the west side. plus there are alottt of asians! asian this asian that.. damn we have like 5 million nail salons! that my hometown, CLOSTER

"o shit! closter is in the house?!", "closter is mcbizz the shizz", "closter.. so much drama"

by anona loves you January 8, 2007

clutterpaws

when there are too many things in your hand(s)

I have clutterpaws.

by rebeculla July 4, 2009

clutter

Trash, just useless trash that is lying around that takes up space.

My house is filled with clutter.

by Jnelsonmarka October 2, 2006

clutterfuck

to have a Cal Clutterbuck jersey on while fucking a girl

Dude... last night after the Wild game i clutterfucked my girlfriend!

by jimbob95 January 13, 2011

Closter

(N): An upper-middle class town located in Bergen County, New Jersey. Unfortunately notable for having annoying, spoiled people, unfit parents, and Non-English-Speaking businesses in a predominantly English speaking town.

(N2): A backfired party, complete with warm, generic beer, douchebags wearing Ed Hardy gear, and girls constantly taking pictures for Facebook or MySpace.

(V): To take unnecessary pride on one's self.

(N): "Where do you wanna move after Grad School?"

"Closter, New Jersey, man. I got a little fetish going on when it comes to Asians and Obnoxious Guidos."

(N2) "You going to that party?"

"Hell no. Last time I went, I checked out the booze, and the label just said 'Beer', plus I had to pose for a picture every 5 minutes".

(V): "That Guido chick had her parents buy her a Mercedes for Christmas. She's totally Clostering about it. What an ass."

by Cam6092 October 19, 2008

closter

1: A town in New Jersey.
2: (adj) of low intelligence; to be 'ghetto fabulous'
3: (v) used for people in rich families. to fall down in life, hard.

1: Closter is such a crappy place.
2: You see Robert McFag over there? He's so closter.
3: You idiot; why did you have to be clostered?!

by James Baek February 9, 2005

Clutterfunk

The level in Geometry Dash that makes me want to clutterfuck myself.

Person 1: "Have you passed Clutterfunk yet?"
Person 2: "No, I got 96 f***ing percent on it"

by MilkywayGalaxy 420 October 8, 2021