clois

Name of the pairing Clark and Lois from TV's Smallville.

They need more Clois episodes this season.

by melcy April 20, 2006

cliticize

The act of a woman criticizing a man. Occurs often when a man is whipped.

Tom: My girlfriend was nagging me yesterday and said I was lazy and stupid.

Jack: Dude, don't let her cliticize you like that!

by Joe Marioso the Plumber December 9, 2008

RACKIN' THE CLODIS

refers to high levels of success concerning recent situations and events; most often has a sexual connotation.

similar to phrases:

"GETTIN' IT" "GET IT" and/or "GETTIN' IT IN,"

though geared more toward use by females, as the term 'Clodis' resembles the word 'clitoris' when spoken aloud.

Hey, girl, did you ever end up calling Bob last night?

Yeah! It was great- Got him over and naked in 20 and out the door with minimal conversation.

Yeaaahhh girl: RACKIN' THE CLODIS!

by W.S. Alex July 24, 2011

clitical

a female masterbation website, clitical dot com, that encourages everyone to learn more about the female body and how to make it work for YOU.

Can also be used as adjective such as 'get clitical' which means you need to learn something about a woman's body.

I dated Joey, but he needs to get clitical before he tries to get someone else in bed. He is all show, and no pony, if you know what I mean. He acts like he knows what a woman is, but he surely couldn't find the important bits on MY body!

by ismirth July 2, 2007

clitical acclaim

Verbal praise bestowed upon a woman's sexual partner who succeeds in repeatedly bringing her to sexual climax.

Person 1: "Dude, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I rocked her world. She gave me clitical acclaim worthy of the front page of the New York Times."

by californialuv January 31, 2014

Cloister

The area located beetween the anus and genitalia of both male and female humans.

When he tried to steal her purse she kicked him right in the cloister.

by Knot u December 11, 2018

Clodious

The smell of clouds.

I love the weather today, the cloud smells so clodious.

You smell quite clodious today :).

by Reyllax January 31, 2021