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Clickbate

Republishing, re-posting, or re-blogging click bait that is 6 or more months old.
Eric- Hey Jim, I think Fox News has an obsession with The Huffington Post.

Tim- Why's that Eric?

Eric- Because they're extensively Clickbateing Their Facebook Messenger article from 8 months ago.
by Al3xand3rTh3Gr3at August 22, 2014
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Clockwater

The name of a somewhat popular character in the online computer game Diablo 2 during the 3rd or 4th season on US East Closed Realm servers played by the current highest ranking hardcore player, XOsuicideOX, as an alternate. Nothing ever became of Clockwater, and soon after the players main character died he was never seen again.
Player1: Hey, man. Who was that barb just in here?
Player2: Oh, Clockwater?
Player1: Yeah.. he new?
Player2: I don't know, he could have other chars..
Player3: Clockwater is XOsuicideOX's char.. He's #1 on the ladder.
by XOcomawhiteOX June 20, 2007
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Cockmeat Sandwitch

An act of sucking somebody's penis. Usually used in prison language.
ahhh fellas, are you ready for some cockmeat sandwitch?! Start suckin'!
by Lex2005 November 5, 2008
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Clickbate

Anyone who types this instead of " clickbait " is obviously below the age of 12. You've gotta correct them and make them understand that it's called clickbait.
Me : WOW !!11 XDD::DDD THIS VIDDEEEO WAS CLICKBATE!
by Alians November 18, 2016
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Clockbitch

Someone who is a bit testy at times.

Someone who bitches around the clock.
"Sally is testy today. She is a clockbitch."

I only met one clockbitch today at the old folks home, I was staying at.
by Raven Bishop November 2, 2010
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Clockedtasticity

I am Clock'd 0Ne, I created this fine rating system to be used originally in the review of films. It has now grown beyond this confine and is being used internationally throughout Europe and America as a rating for anything deemed worthy of such a highly regarded system.

Each w00t! rating up to a possible maximum of five constitutes one logarithmic degree of satisfaction with the subject of the rating. Thus, a w00t! rating of five is many, many times greater than a w00t! rating of one.

Suitable w00t! smilies may be used to create a graphical representation of the rating, although these cannot be used without the obligatory writing of the number of w00t!s

Examples:
Clockedtastic rating: 5 w00ts!

I don't care what happens now really, baguettes have won. They carry a Clockedtastic seal of approval.

Hmm, fascinating..
Either way, I still stand by Choccy Fudge Cake as being Clockedtastic™ above all other flavours.
by Clock'd 0Ne June 27, 2004
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clockmeat

something people called lorenz say when they are trying to insult you
Lorenz: You are a clockmeat
Me: Fuck you
by slimshadie November 14, 2015
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