Klittering

Female masturbation

*Combining the words (clitoris + glitter) to celebrate female masturbation and replace masterbate with a more exotic and sexy name.

I called my girlfriend last night to ask what she was doing and se said she was watching porn and Klittering

I was Klittering to the pictures you sent me last night!

by TFC Coleman July 12, 2015

glittering

the act of placeing glitter in between ones ass cheeks and farting over an unsuspecting person

dude remember that pary last nigt?
yeah bro i got to do some glittering on those punks who fell asleep first

by tatatatatatanner January 16, 2011

crittering

Crittering, now an extremely prestigious and rewarding sport, was born of several ingenious high schoolers at Wellsboro Area High School, which is located in northern Pennsylvania. This sport, which most heavily relies on booze, involves driving backroads all night, listening to 80's music, consuming exorbitant amounts of alcohol, and then when the time comes, running over and beating wild animals to death with sticks. The typical animal would be either a porcupine, an opposum, a rabbit, or skunk if we are feeling that hard (We usually are) The conventional weapon of choice is an object that is both heavy and blunt: medieval maces, axe handles, baseball bats, pieces of chairs with nails through them, and finally the most glorious of all weapons, the two-by-four. Camaraderie, self-sacrifice (Ed), and vehicular-sacrifice (also Ed) are also large components of crittering. When it comes down to it we just hate PETA and beat hippies. "For every animal you don't eat we're going to beat three."

"My god man, I can't believe how far that opossum flew through the air when you punted it. Crittering is the best sport on the planet!"

"It's not that I hate animals...I just really despise PETA."

"OPOSSUM!!!"

by BeatHippies July 21, 2008

clitterific

better than terrific, the best of terrific.

my gawd,i feel clitterific today!

by The Jenn February 6, 2003

littering

Telling a lie on twitter

I had to block someone on twitter yesterday because she wouldn't stop littering about me.

by wordhero293 December 12, 2009

butt crittering

The act of anal penetration between 3am and 3:59am in a strangers house while howling.

Did you hear me last night yo? I was so at Mrs. Santos' house last night butt crittering

by Grandmascookiem1lk August 22, 2017

chattering vagina

1) A female who talks excessively.
2) When your girlfriend keeps talking during the big game

Example:
Roger: Hey, have you seen Rachel around?
Josh: No. Why?
Ralph: I saw her last night, and man she is just a chattering vagina. She wouldn't shut up.
Example:
Girlfriend: Blah blah blah blah, and blah blah blah blah.
Boyfriend: Stop being a chattering vagina, we are trying to watch the game!

Synonym: Chatty Cathy
Antonym: Talking Tom

She is such a chattering vagina, she just wont shut up. macronacular chatty cathy talking tom

by the woo March 29, 2015