Climate SMP

The most awesome SMP that totally does not have anything to do with the dream SMP, join the discord and u might join.

I just killed shopkeeper in the Climate SMP.

I just joined a Climate SMP VC Beemap wont stop buzzing.

Cogs banned me again in the Climate SMP

by Chijon15 February 9, 2021

Climate Change denial

Something braindead retards and boomers created because they don't want to admit that their generation fucked up the earth for the rest of humanity. They tend to lack any evidence possible and believe the 3% of scientists. Their brains have been deformed and intoxicated from all the co2 they have ingested, when asked to give evidence they will shout, bring lumps of coal to parliament and down gasoline. Reasons for being a climate change denier include, being lazy, greedy ass fat fucks in their mansions and refusing to admit their mistakes despite the clear evidence to support that this is a real and serious issue.

dumbass: Climate change is crap! because I'm too lazy and too stupid to see reason.

intelligent person: Ok boomer

climate change denial in practice

by king-juju December 10, 2019

Climate Change

A real fucking thing that is happening right now!

Don't listen to all of the bullshit saying that Climate Change isn't real because it fucking is.

by Dubiks November 10, 2018

Climmage

Climmage is a sexual act performed by a man on a woman. While she is on her hands and knees in front of him, the man puts his penis into her arse, he then reaches inside of her vagina with his hand and grasps his penis through the vaginal/anal wall (intra-vagi-anal-masturbation). From here he touches himself until point of climax, then quite likely realises he's killed his partner.

The police today found a woman dead in her husband's apartment, the cause of death is yet unconfirmed but sources rumor it may have been Climmage

by The Dark Squire January 17, 2010

climate candy

a sustainable sweet made from upcycled fruits and vegetables. Is utilized as a single delivery item to solve the climate crisis by preventing food waste; the third largest emitter of greenhouse gases. Climate candy is good for people and the planet. Thus making both healthy choices and climate impact more accessible.

Every time you eat climate candy, you are the healthiest version of yourself and the planet.

by PurePlus November 30, 2021

Climate Change

Something that exists and is a problem, but it will not cause the world to end, even though some people are stupid enough to say such garbage.

While Climate Change significantly alters temperatures, it's not even just a weather issue, it's also a health issue.

by PhoenixGamer34 November 1, 2022

Climate changer

Climate changer is a person who makes a constant effort to help the earth stop Global warming and climate change.

Ie. recycling, using less/no plastic or water bottles. Less electricity, less wasting, more gardening and becoming self-sufficient.

Friend: Hey look that guy is sooo cute!

Me: Yeah but he just littered. Nobody likes a size 12 carbon footprint

Friend: yeah you’re right I’m looking for a climate changer anyways.

by Urban bath bomb August 6, 2019