Cyberection

A turn-on derived from text-based messages or means through Chat programs, Forums, or MMORPGs. Otherwise, a cyber boner.

Subject A: Dude so Mrkrups has a cyber girlfriend on WoW. Her Elf is soo WAHT....
Subject B: No wai! Hes totally whipped! I bet her emotes are giving him the cyberections...

by Aerwyn November 27, 2007

home correction

Adjusting improper or undesirable behavior of a domestic partner, typically through the application of force regulated by the rule of thumb.

1. Jane burned the pot roast so Bob employed reinforcing bar to supply home correction.

2. Susie contradicted Bill at the dinner party; Bill used his belt to apply home correction.

by Seymour Cooch September 13, 2008

Kevin Correction

A meaningless correction made by someone while someone else is telling a story.

Man 1: So I walk into the 711...
Man 2: You mean the Quick Shop.
Man 1: Whatever. It's a Kevin correction.

by Sopranoman January 3, 2008

Correction Fluid

A sticky white substance used by jailed sex offenders housed in a correction facility to cover the walls of their cells in an attempt to 'white out' past mistakes

"Williams was a shocking felon. You couldnt walk past his cell without catching a splash of his correction fluid"

by S B S May 20, 2009

VCO Vocabulary Corrections Officer

A person who feels the need to correct every wrong word you say including pronunciation

my wife could get a job as a VCO Vocabulary Corrections Officer

by revdog February 1, 2009

correctionalist

a person who trips dick bout everything spelled wrong or done wrong

btw you spelled it wrong or you didnt do it in the right order is a correctionalist

by pseudonym for this July 26, 2010

Correctionitis

Purposely correcting someone when not invited to a conversation.

You suffer from 'Correctionitis' as you keep butting in on my conversation.

by DaTruth42 November 17, 2018