Clyster

An enema. See douche bag

George W. Bush is a Clyster.
Bob got so constipated he needed a clyster to clean him out.

by Juan G. Escobar September 1, 2008

cloyster

Cloysters are human excrement in one of 2 forms, varying in quality and size depending on the type and maturity of the cloyster as well as its broad chemical compostion.

1. Inner cloyster - An internal conglomerate of fecal matter that may have taken years to accumulate in the lower bowel.
These are typically "high quality cloysters" and are usually much smaller in size and denser than outer cloysters.

2. Outer cloyster - often occuring on people who have not had a shower for a couple of weeks. These are also often referred to as "inferior cloysters" and are usually dry and light in colour.

Note: There may also be a book detailing the physical properties and variation of cloysters and details how to grow your own.

Inner cloysters are a relatively new discovery compared to outer cloysters which have been known for many millenia.

by co, supG June 11, 2006

Clayter

A crater made by clay

“Hey look a clayter is on the moon” “oh then lets get it” “ok”

by RoyelPixel ._. October 15, 2018

Classterbating.

To jack off in class, if you go to a LAP TOP school, and you sit in the back, have a party!

When you shake your dick in class, to a porno on your laptop, its Classterbating.

by TiGGLE BiDDY March 10, 2010

Clausterslaupin

A valley that the Vikings transcended in eastern Oklahoma where they killed a deer and found some salt near the pleasant, crystal river.

My troubles began in Clausterslaupin Valley.

by dsw812 October 16, 2014

Classterbating

Masterbating in a school class or other meeting with peers

Dude, Joe was totally Classterbating in science yesterday!

by Hater Hater gettin Taters April 4, 2015

Classterbation

The act of masterbation in class

Isaac enjoys classterbation

by Klukluxklandrud May 29, 2018