claction

a hybrid for clit (clitoris) action

"I need claction now or my vagina will shrivel up!"

by bigbootiesRus April 10, 2008

clatbag

someone that is dirty

katie never washes because she is such a clatbag

by Spike Morrison November 8, 2009

Clat

The sound a flip mobile phone makes when forcefully closed, for instance, during or at the end of an argument.

"You done messed with the wrong bitch!" *clat*

by Kingrrrrrr May 17, 2016

Clapton

to be an ultimate badass at something. to be amazingly good at what you do.

Oh yeah, he's like the Clapton of TV repair.

by Baron Crane July 2, 2006

Claptrap

Nonsense, bunk, blah-blah-blah!

The candidate promised voters that Mexico would build the wall, but it was truly just claptrap.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 15, 2021

clapton

Eric Clapton.
Worshipped by many as a guitar god

....Clapton is god.....

by henry cannabis August 11, 2006

Clapturbate

When you swing your penis up and down so it goes between your legs. When it goes between your legs it will reach between your ass cheeks and your ass cheeks will clench on your penis and you will pull it out rubbing along the taint eventually leading to ejaculation. Right before your penis gets clenched between your ass cheeks it makes a huge clap noise upon impact so you are essentially clapping your cheeks. This works best with shit stains in your ass cheeks, they work as a lubricant.

When ever I clapturbate my family hears me and complains they worry it will give me an STD.

by Scrotum Slayer May 19, 2018