Mormon Clause 

Pertaining to someone who Christian- Latter-day Saints when their belief prevents them from doing something, or is the reason for their actions. Another way of saying "I can't, I'm Mormon."

I need someone down here who understands my stupid sarcasm and who would want to go get mariposa mochas without coffee due to the Mormon Clause!

Mormon Clause by Jon Stephens February 25, 2009

Santa Clause

Incorrect spelling of Santa Claus often used by the careless or the illiterate, possibly the result of learning to read from film titles.

'The Santa Clause' is a film starring Tim Allen.

Santa Clause by schooby September 13, 2008

Santa Clause Drunk

Drunk to the point of losing the ability to filter your thoughts. All judgment taken away.

Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.

A straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. Before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he's a loser because he's fat. At top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he's a fat loser.

Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.

That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.

Santa Clause Drunk by CreeperStash October 7, 2008

Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer 

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.

I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...

Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010

pedosantafile clause 

A person who is dressed as Santa Clause but is pedofile like

That old guy in the santa suit is a pedosantafile clause

pedosantafile clause by KramadevlupeS-hater December 22, 2010

celebrity clause

A celebrity clause is a pact made between two partners who are engaged in a serious relationship in which both partners, if given the chance, may engage in intimate relations with a celebrity one time. Once a partner has used his or her free hook up they are barred from any other future celebrity hook up. Jealousy may not play a part in this clause as each partner has the understanding that actually meeting a celebrity is slim as well as each partner both have the same general chance/opportunity for such a relationship.

So I met (enter celebrity name) on the subway yesterday and enacted my celebrity clause. We had some serious 'relations' back at a Super 8 Motel; I'll never be able to watch Giada at Home the same ever again.

celebrity clause by PMoneyInTheHouse December 31, 2014

Steve Clause 

Easy way of getting out of something.

"I will if Steve does"
"Damn he pull the Steve Clause again"

Steve Clause by FooBar=true May 25, 2018