Friend 1: so, what happened?
Friend 2: So when I went to get circumcised, the guy did a Full circumcision
Friend 1:Wait, what?
Friend 2: It's when you get your whole dick chopped off
Friend 1: lmao
Friend 2: So when I went to get circumcised, the guy did a Full circumcision
Friend 1:Wait, what?
Friend 2: It's when you get your whole dick chopped off
Friend 1: lmao
by SimpPrime March 14, 2020
Get the Full Circumcision mug.When a man sheaths a gun between his body and the center of his belt without a holster and
1) Burns off his foreskin with the hot barrel of his recently-fired weapon.
2) Accidentally shoots his own dick.
1) Burns off his foreskin with the hot barrel of his recently-fired weapon.
2) Accidentally shoots his own dick.
by IlhanDefenseForce March 22, 2020
Get the Italian Circumcision mug.A industry term clowns and other circus beings use when they get fired from working at a circus.
This originated when Mark Brady got fired from a circus and first used the word in a interview with hummy times magazines for a page in their paper about working as a clown in 2020.
This originated when Mark Brady got fired from a circus and first used the word in a interview with hummy times magazines for a page in their paper about working as a clown in 2020.
by Rafe Chapman September 11, 2020
Get the circuscision mug.I set my DVR to record The Waltons and the recording stopped before I heard "Goodnight Johnboy." It was a television circumcision.
by Debri January 20, 2011
Get the television circumcision mug.circumcision.to surgicaly remove the foreskin off the male penis usualy done at birth or during infancy,but can be done at any time in life, for reasons like ,religion,preference,medical =phimosis= balantisor just poor hygien
or in some radical religions they perform female circumcision wich is to completly remove the clitoris!
Hey peeps dont be so childish it makes you look bad and uneducated!
if cant take a Joke take a Toke!
or in some radical religions they perform female circumcision wich is to completly remove the clitoris!
Hey peeps dont be so childish it makes you look bad and uneducated!
if cant take a Joke take a Toke!
im from canada not jew or muslim but when was 19 i got circumcised and im 29 now,ive had sex and several sex partners before and plenty more after! and these are the differences ive noticed....
Circumcision....
1-during sex there's no loose skin movement between my penis and the vagina (this would be more of a female preference) some like more or less friction!
2- if i happend to be out camping/partying and there's no showers i will not accumulate smegma
3- sensitivity as for sex lasting longer ive not noticed i cannot last any longer then before no differences
4- no difference i masturbate just as much as before LoL
5- for me it now makes holding a condom better tho but i do not need one anymore.....
-generaly women like all penises circumcised or not aslong as its clean.
-dont you like all vagina's aslong as there nice and clean?
-hey maybe that jewish girl would like to try a nonecircumcised penis since she's accustomed to circumcised!
- hey maybe that girl from the UK girls would like to try this circumcised penis since she's accustomed to uncircumcised!
-women love penises even tho its been circumcised
-women do not like smegma on there penies so circumcised guys dont have to worry!
-im glad i got circumcised if my foreskin would grow back,i have it re-circumcised right away!
ps.You cant fool me cause i know from experience!
Circumcision....
1-during sex there's no loose skin movement between my penis and the vagina (this would be more of a female preference) some like more or less friction!
2- if i happend to be out camping/partying and there's no showers i will not accumulate smegma
3- sensitivity as for sex lasting longer ive not noticed i cannot last any longer then before no differences
4- no difference i masturbate just as much as before LoL
5- for me it now makes holding a condom better tho but i do not need one anymore.....
-generaly women like all penises circumcised or not aslong as its clean.
-dont you like all vagina's aslong as there nice and clean?
-hey maybe that jewish girl would like to try a nonecircumcised penis since she's accustomed to circumcised!
- hey maybe that girl from the UK girls would like to try this circumcised penis since she's accustomed to uncircumcised!
-women love penises even tho its been circumcised
-women do not like smegma on there penies so circumcised guys dont have to worry!
-im glad i got circumcised if my foreskin would grow back,i have it re-circumcised right away!
ps.You cant fool me cause i know from experience!
by C.Dick June 29, 2006
Get the circumcision mug.The act of when an uncircumcised male from West Virginia is receiving a blowjob from his sister. Then when his sister bites down too hard, therefore biting off his foreskin. Therfore circumcising him.
by Bry P. June 12, 2016
Get the West Virginia Circumcision mug.A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.
Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.
by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010
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