Debri's definitions

Hillbilly Bindi

The act of smearing a dingleberry on a person's forehead, inbetween their eyebrows, after giving them a Louisiana Teabag.

Did you see that Hillbilly Bindi on Ronda? Someone gave her a mean Lousiana Teabag!

by DebRi December 21, 2013

fagongalate

To mess something up.

I slept on my hair wrong last night and now it's all fagongalated!

by Debri October 14, 2013

television circumcision

When a television show that you have recorded gets the end of it clipped off.

I set my DVR to record The Waltons and the recording stopped before I heard "Goodnight Johnboy." It was a television circumcision.

by Debri January 20, 2011

Soft serve Flagpole

When a person attempts fellatio (giving head) to a limp penis.

My wife tried to blow me last night but since I wasn't into it, she wound up giving me a Soft Serve Flagpole.

by DebRi December 21, 2013

Kentucky Lighthouse

A sexual position of a person when they get down on all fours and tucks their head into their chest while raising their ass into the air, as another person inserts a lit flashlight into their rectum, with their lit side pointing upward.

Kevin turned chad into a Kentucky Lighthouse the other night. It was glorious!

by DebRi December 21, 2013

Caboose Juice

When a man cums in his partner's anus.

I'm so glad he used a condom last night during sex because if he hadn't there would have been so much caboose juice!!

by Debri June 22, 2014

Old Fashioned Dutch Baby

When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.

I gave Janice an Old Fashioned Dutch Baby last night.

by DebRi December 21, 2013