circlejerk

When you're with your asian friends at the club dancing in a circle with bottle service and the one friend who cannot handle his alcohol becomes excessively drunk, reaches across the circle, and violently grabs the girl you're trying to sleep with closer to him; Effectively ending your night.

I'm never hanging out with that cockblocking circlejerk again. That was the last time!

by comatic July 23, 2019

Circlejerking

The act of a group of individuals praising each other for sharing something in common.

Jeff: Why do teenage girls say "cute", "so pretty", etc. on each others' Instagram posts, regardless of what is actually posted?
Rob: Because they are circlejerking

by Hyperius999 June 27, 2024

corporate circlejerking

When corporations pretend to compete while actually collaborating to keep prices high, options fake, and innovation dead.

“Dude, these meal deals are all the same.”
“Yeah bro, classic corporate circlejerking.”

by geometrylkj;vzd093520-50 July 11, 2025