Crimp Cable

Just another great way to reference taking a big ole dump, crap, shit, defecate, pinch a loaf, snap a deuce.

Example 1: Roger felt his anus pucker and he new he was about to Crimp Cable.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.

by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2015

cable pusher

A barely closeted middle to +middle aged gentleman, working in an IT capacity. During his more rambunctious escapades, he is known to vigorously "feed cable through ports" and manage "docking stations," usually off hours while sporting nary a shred, except a tool belt. His people skills are generally lacking, yet somehow he is considered to be highly relatable. The cable pusher stereotype is well known on the leather scene (due to the tool belt). Not to be confused with the notably less svelte cable guy, the cable pusher is usually of slender build.

Hey Lance, make sure you invite a couple of cable pushers to the masquerade ball, to help set up the AV "equipment."

by Waples McFabulous September 27, 2017

Cislexia

Cislexia is when someone has the disability to be Cisgender, meaning they have gender dysphoria. This results in them being transgender (binary to binary or binary to nonbinary)

"So you're a guy Now??"

"Oh yeah I have cislexia"

by Hey.there.guy June 1, 2019

lay a cable

to take a huge shit

did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?

yeah i think hes in a institution now

lol

by RAHH ooo rah un rahhh January 16, 2009

cable spaghetti

The series of cords needed to run your life from a desk or armchair, by connecting all your computer equipment, entertainment devices, and lamps. Cable spaghetti can be recognized by its nexus at a surge protector. Most appliances have at least one cord or cable; many have several. Wireless devices are represented in the spaghetti by their various rechargers, none of which are compatible, so you must have a different one for every device.

"I use velcro wraps to contain my cable spaghetti." "I had to deal with the cable spaghetti behind my desk to add speakers to my computer at work."

by Kelly November 18, 2004

Cable Chatter

The rancorous, full contact , and often brazenly partisan haranguing displayed on cable news networks (i.e. CNN, MSNBC, FOX NEWS). The phrase was popularized by President Obama during an NBC interview.

Olbermann: Lets cut the Cable Chatter and get serious. America needs real solutions.

Hannity: cut taxes...cut taxes....

Olbermann: But America needs to fund road repairs and medicaid.

Hannity: Cut Taxes... Ronald Reagan...Cut taxes...

Olbermann: But public schools and Veteran Hospitals?

Hannity: CUT TAXES!!! Democrats are SOCIALISTS!!!! Reaaaaagaaaaaan!!!!

by sounds elcectic June 4, 2009

Cobleskill

A small retirement town, that also includes a SUNY college. Major emphasis is placed on cows, and cow dung, or feces, and its current applications. This rural town is often referred to as the "Black Hole of NY" or "Dark Gapping Anus of NY." Upon entering the outskirts, and making the "Decent of Despair" down the Central Bridge hill, you will fall under the valley's spell of infinite sadness, and dark depressing ways.

I came down the decent of despair, the clouds rolled in, and I knew I was miserable. Welcome to Cobleskill.

by ReDevil April 7, 2011