churchmas 

1. A yearly holiday celebrated by churchians to commemorate the birth of their church's founder or their church

2. Also referred to as Churchmas Day

The most popular festival today is Churchmas Day.

churchmas by timlight July 16, 2009

churchin 

To tell someone you'll hangout or be somewhere soon, but never show up on time if at all. Always uses bullshit ass excuses.

"Hey is michael coming over."
"Naw, he's churchin us."

churchin by zykrin August 13, 2014

Churching

When there isn't enough of an alcoholic beverage to go around so you all pass it and share; when someone is too scared to get their own drink but will sip yours to fit in

Freshman: Yeah we only had one beer so we churched it
Kyle: bro it's like we're churching this beer with you all snagging it from me
Tom: they all wanted a taste of Mike's Hard Lemonade so we churched it for the experience

Churching by Cemmop July 7, 2017

Churchianity 

The embracing of the church sub-culture and all that goes with it, particularily the doctrinal and social aspects.

"Dude, the only reason she's going out with him is because he's a pastor's kid; this is churchianity at it's best..."

Churchianity by Phattymatty August 14, 2006

The Couchman 

Leaving a woman completely unsatisfied after a sexual encounter. Has been known to lead to blue clit. Suggested remedies include remembering a woman's clitoris is in fact in her throat.

"Dude, last night I was with this hott chick. But I gave her the Couchman and I don't think she will call me again. FML"

The Couchman by Gaylord Palms January 19, 2010

churchlands senior high school 

Bad smelling school filled with far too many students that like graffiti-ing bathrooms, benches and bus stops. Any student that goes here is likely to be an asshole and will walk right into you

Churchlands students are the worst.
Churchlands students can't walk quickly in hallways.
Churchlands students get in the way.

Churchlands senior high school, a disgusting overcrowded school full of terrible people

churchlands senior high school by Peakgayperformace September 2, 2023

Couchman 

a term for a person who, at the end of every party, ends up passed out on the couch.

It looks like Brett is the designated Couchman for tonight.

Couchman by Big Daddy D Glenn February 5, 2012