Winston Churchill

a beluga whale who likes baths and drinking, and is best friends with Franklin D. Roosevelt they are such good friends that FDR has seen him in the bath.

history teacher "today we are learning that im very biased to two people and one is the beluga whale, Winston Churchill."
kids "yay!" *throws hands in the air*

Winston Churchill by theatrenerd24601 May 23, 2019

Winston Churchill's ashtray 

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.

Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!

Winston Churchill's ashtray by griggy June 20, 2011

Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute 

Smells like burnt curry and weed. All mans here think they're Hoodmans but they ain't sh** fham.

Person 1: Yo I'm gonna apply to "Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute"

Person2: Why would you do that bro

Person1: idk bro

Person 2: atleast it's better than Wexford

FruityPerson3: nize it about wexford bruh dont diss

Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute by 1995Truthteller1995 October 28, 2019

Jack Churchill

A soldier of epic proportions in WW2. The English Chuck Norris. Once captured 42 German soldiers with help from only one fellow soldier. Was fond of his longbow, and actually killed Axis soldiers with it.

"any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed". - Jack Churchill

Jack Churchill by El Jonno Faqce June 4, 2009

Winston Churchill

(v). The practice of having alcohol in one's system the entire day, from waking up till bedtime, not a completely hammered level of alcohol, but just enough to make you a wisecracking, World-War-Two winning Briton.

"Guys, this Saturday we're gonna Winston Churchill it starting 9 am."

Winston Churchill by it's jules August 27, 2009

Dirty Churchill 

A wonderful act in a similar vein to the 'Dirty Sanchez' except the lucky recepient has a lovely 'poo cigar' in their gob as opposed to a poo moustache smeared on their top lip.

Snuck up on teh Mrs while she was asleep.. managed to leave her with a Dirty Churchill... she was furious when she woke up.

(she couldnt find a lighter)

Dirty Churchill by Sweaty Gusset May 7, 2011

Brandon Churchill 

Enjoys ripping duct tape off of his chest and putting ice in his underwear at 4 am.

that guy is as crazy as Brandon Churchill!

Brandon Churchill by Biebersbaby99 January 1, 2012