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churchmas 

1. A yearly holiday celebrated by churchians to commemorate the birth of their church's founder or their church

2. Also referred to as Churchmas Day
The most popular festival today is Churchmas Day.
churchmas by timlight July 16, 2009

churchman 

A church loyalist who motivates other church-goers but serves as a lookout for church rebels
Churchman Judas has come to ruin Peter's day!
churchman by timlight July 18, 2009

Churchianity 

The embracing of the church sub-culture and all that goes with it, particularily the doctrinal and social aspects.
"Dude, the only reason she's going out with him is because he's a pastor's kid; this is churchianity at it's best..."
Churchianity by Phattymatty August 14, 2006

churchtagged 

Finding out that you were tagged in a Facebook post by someone you are at Church with.
Stephanie is at it again, I just got churchtagged!
churchtagged by Loud&Local December 25, 2016

Churchaholic

A person who is way too obsessed about church and related activities
#churchaholic #annoying #religion
For example : I hate it when churchaholics come and start pestering me to go to church.
Churchaholic by My name is lazy August 3, 2018

churchlands senior high school 

Bad smelling school filled with far too many students that like graffiti-ing bathrooms, benches and bus stops. Any student that goes here is likely to be an asshole and will walk right into you
Churchlands students are the worst.
Churchlands students can't walk quickly in hallways.
Churchlands students get in the way.

Churchlands senior high school, a disgusting overcrowded school full of terrible people