Chumocracy

A political system, enabling people in positions of power to gain such positions from their friendships with other people in positions of power (their chums).

Ian Botham being offered a peerage is only further evidence democracy is dead and we are increasingly living in a chumocracy.

by Mr B 2.0 July 18, 2020

Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk

Sexual position popular among homosexual males which consists of sticking your balls in the other persons anus, while the other person does the same. When the scrotums are placed in the orifice the two persons masturbate each other following the same rythm. The people are sitting in front of each other similar to the "Scissor Sisters" position.

The Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk (DCMJ) is perfectly achieved when both people ejaculate at the same moment.

- You remember that spanish guy Totoezzo ?

- Oh yeah, i sure remember that stallion...
- We did a Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk yesterday at his place.

- Wow, you crazy MF

by 666g666 September 2, 2015

chupon

An undefeatable enemy in Final Fantasy 6 (That's Final Fantasy 3 for you americans who don't know any better)

He cannot be truly beaten in the game and is an optional fight later on. He still can't be beaten there either. He sneezes your party members out before he dies.

All hail Chupon.

Bob: Hey Fred, can you beat Chupon in the coliseum?
Fred: Bob, you're such a noob. No one can beat Chupon.

by chupon June 19, 2004

chuman

someone with the judgment or intelligence of a half-chimp, half-human; an idiot; a dolt. May also be construed as half-human, half-choad.

When Frank saw that Chad had put yet another Calvin-peeing-on-something decal on the back of his truck, he could only roll his eyes and mutter, "What a chuman."

by Frank and Melissa September 12, 2008

Chuong

To steal one's food, to gobble one's food, to take one's food without permission

To chuong my cooking, to chuong my coffee

by dark brownie July 17, 2012

Chufmonkey

1. An abnormally wide penis comparable to a kaiser roll.

2. An abnormally wide piece of stool.

Examples:

1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.

2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.

by BillCheese1 February 5, 2010

cumonize

The act of blowing a load on an object either animate or inanimate. Pronounced Cum-in-ize, can also be used as cumonized or cuminizing.

Dude, I'm gonna cumonize that cactus. I so just cumonized your macoroni and cheese! Your mom was pissed when i came on her face, I told her i was going to cumonize it.

by E_bud October 14, 2006