A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.
"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
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"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."
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Cooties is a highly infectious disease, common between the ages of 5 and 12, which happens through the contact of saliva, generally by the mouth. Symptoms include a rash near or on the face, and sometimes even severe cases of toes dropping off.
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2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.
2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.
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