chomse

to copulate with a chimpanzee, also known as chomsing off. People who are chomses can often only attract monkey kind. they often have very hairy backed, strange acting children. they are very tender lovers, and enjoy grooming each other daily. using a variety of positions for the Karma Sutra to maximize the use of the chimpanzees flexibility. Chomses have achieved a world record in the art of sexual positions.

note to anyone who comes across a chomse... take advantage of their loose morals when drunk, a very interesting night is sure to follow.

i meet a really hot chimp, and we totally chomsed off!

by Laurani January 16, 2008

Chomming

The act of eating ass out until it starts to bleed and shit at the same time and then they use said substances as lube.

Tom gave me such a good chomming I started shitting all over the place.

by Beans On Chom April 27, 2023

Chom

An unknown "ingredient" sent down to sketchy pizza places from God to be used in only the most exquisite pizzas.

A: Hey man why does this pizza taste so weird?

B: There's Chom in it

by Ravi_69 March 18, 2023

choms

when a social situation, action, person, or physical item is cringe-worthy; you feel second-hand embarrassment for the people involved. can be used as an adjective or exclamation.

“did you hear the joke that Dan made during his presentation today?”
“ahhh yes, choms!!”

“the sweatshirts she made for the bachelorette party are sooo choms”

by xtina629 January 30, 2024

Chom

Another name used by caucasians or other non minorities to refer to their African American friends. Not derogatory in anyway.

Blake: “Jamal! Waddup my chom?! How’s the baby momma?”
Jamal: “ SMH, haha Blake you honkey you a fool for that one!”

by KoofDillinger July 25, 2021

Chom

When you feel like smacking your pain in the ass manager as he tries to peep over the partition at work to see what you are upto.

Saala Vemula is being such a chom yaar!!!

by The_Name_Giver July 9, 2018

Chom

Chom means "Castrated Hijras/ Hijdas of Men"
It is a Slang word for North Indians/Hindi speaking people.

He is an egoistic hypocrite, must be a Chom.

by Tamil pride February 28, 2023