Wood Chipper

A device that is very useful for disposing of bodies quickly

is that your friend in the wood chipper?

by Mr. Jiggs January 9, 2008

Chipper nipper

A young lady with perky nipples.

Well... the sun never came out at the beach today, but at least we got to see some chipper nippers!

by Conman_92 February 20, 2017

Dick Chipper

An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.

May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.

I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.

My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

Chipper Jones

In terms of baseball, about as consistent as they come. Plays for the Atlanta Braves.

Chipper is a lock for +.300 average 100 rbi and quiet, solid play.

by bud selig March 9, 2004

Double Chipper

The act of double chipping is similar to that of double dipping: When one takes two chips instead of just one and inserts them into the dip, effectively getting more dip out of that scoop. Often followed by receiving the stink eye from those who you are sharing the dip with.

Bro #!: Guy, you're such a double chipper, it's ridiculous. Look, we're already out of dip!

Bro #2: I'm sure your double dipping isn't helping all too much either, numbnuts.

by ๖ۣۜDommie September 19, 2010

Chipper Jones

The best baseball player of them all.

Chipper Jones just launched another homer!

by The Jimmynator September 18, 2003

Chipper

a lowrider that hops as high as a small bag of chips

chippers are human too!!!

by N/A A February 19, 2009