chinatard

The chinese retard at CB East High School.

HAHAHA look its Chinatard

by Alienunit January 11, 2009

Chemtard

A person whose brain and spirit has been retarded through overexposure to a multitude of chemical agents, that impairs partially or completely the faculties for independent reasoning. Common culprits: flouride, mercury, BPA, dioxin, statospheric aerosals, etc..

I call people who believe in chemtrails ,even though it is demonstrably provable that they are in fact, fact: chemtards because my brain and spirit have become so chemtarded I can no longer think for myself.

by Smashlander December 9, 2016

climatard

A person who denies climate change is real and happening, in opposition to the vast majority of climate scientists.

There are an astounding number of climatards who disbelieve the expert opinion of 97% of climate scientists.

by french4johnwayne April 13, 2015

ChampTard

Any moron that thinks Albert Belle belongs in the Hall of Fame and likes to pose for pictures with his thumbs up. Also has unusual fixations with things of an anal nature and breakfast cereals.

That ChampTard said Joey belongs in the HoF over Tony Gwynn.

by DicksareforChicks December 12, 2008

Chimplar

A word used to compare a person to a chimp, with an extra syllable to balance it out.

God, that guy's such a chimplar.

by EnigmaticCoffeeCup April 19, 2004

chimpado

The part of your belt that sticks out past your pant loop.

You notice someone has their belt sticking out unusually long and you exclaim
"You have a very large chimpado"

by Crim Light July 23, 2008

chimstare

Named for the lesbian couple Cheryl Cole and Kimberley Walsh (known affectionately as "Chim"), the chimstare is a look one might give to an attractive women. To give a proper chimstare, one must first blatantly check out the woman's chest, and then proceed to stare her in the eyes until she notices.

John: "I'm in love with Jane but she doesn't even know I exist."
Tom: "Go give her a chimstare, she'll see you."

by chimfan May 6, 2011