chimp slap

Chimp slap is the worst form of slapping. Where as most slaps hurt your cred as a person not property, the chimp slap is the truly physical slap. Usually accompanied by broken noses, dislocated/wired jaws, black eyes, and worst case scenarios blindness or facelifts. Also known as a “Yeti Slap” due to in know way can a sasquatch lightly pimp slap your face.

"Damn that bish just got Chimp Slaped!"

by Kc_canine February 24, 2009

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Chimichanga

A deep-fried burrito sent from God to please humanity. Deadpool's favorite food.

Deadpool: "I can say 'Chimichanga' in seven languages."

by kai17 September 5, 2013

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Chimkin

Dog version of chicken

(Henlo) is this (McProngles)?

I'll hab (chimkin nuggers), large set with extra dip for big (boyes), and 2 liter (🅱️epis)

by Leong@1385 March 24, 2019

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Water Champion

Tom Segura

Tom Segura has been crowned Water Champion, beating his wife Christina mainly because of her inferior Yorkie sips.

by Bitchbooger November 11, 2016

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Breakfast of Champions

Breakfast of Champions is the daily morning ritual of having a few smokes and a couple cups of coffee getting your am fix of nicotine and caffeine. Then take a massive dumps on the porcelain throne, take a quick shower and ready to face your day properly.

Need my Breakfast of Champions to wake up and get my bowels moving so I can get out the door to earn my bacon.

by EightBall July 30, 2018

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