A measurement unit of light invented by Chinese manufacturers of bicycle lights and flashlights. Also known as "Chinese lumens." One chilumen is usually equal to about 1/2 to 2/3 of a regular lumen. If a product's luminosity is advertised with the disclaimer of "manufacturer rated" then the lumen rating is actually in chilumens.
"I just bought a 5000 lumen light for my bike."
"Man, no way is that light 5000 lumens, it's 5000 chilumens."
"Man, no way is that light 5000 lumens, it's 5000 chilumens."
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a person that has grown to adult size but whose mental capacity and attitude has not matured and developed appropriately. They often get on your nerves strutting around sharing their annoying irrational muttering and negative attitudes. Their character is tainted by the clash between their "know it all" stance and the fact that they really can not rationalize ideas & decisions on their own.
My supervisor is a real chidult, I wish he would grow up and get a life.
Please don't be a chidult, we really need mature adults on this team.
Please don't be a chidult, we really need mature adults on this team.
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My mother commited minor chidultry for eating dinner with someone else's kids, without me.
My mother commited medium chidultry for going to Vegas with someone else's kids, without me.
My mother comitted the most absolute chidultry for spending entire Christmas day with someone else's kids, without me.
My mother commited medium chidultry for going to Vegas with someone else's kids, without me.
My mother comitted the most absolute chidultry for spending entire Christmas day with someone else's kids, without me.
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