Chodum

The words 'chode' and 'scrotum' mashed together to make an amusing-sounding insult.

"Dude, Matt, you're such a chodum."

by JT August 25, 2004

chodum

This is tha area between nutz and asshole.

Lick my Chodum!!

by smoker boy March 7, 2004

Chodum

When your "beans" sit lower than your "frank".

Ross is a 40 year old virgin, because he has a chodum, and let's be real...a Vienna sausage is a turn-off.

by NotMyRealName8462 February 27, 2026

chodum pole

A pole that is actually short and stout, or wider than long. Sometimes called a Penis Pole.

Jack climbed over the Chodum Pole.

by chodeser January 24, 2003

The Chodum Poll

LEGAND has it that the ancient Aztecs worshiped a fertility god only known as "Chodhum". They made a "Totum Poll" but instead they called it the Chodum Poll. NOW it is a Joke between two kids in Kentucky named Kyle and Micah. They were driving down the road on a (christian) school field trip when Kyle looked at Micah and told him to write in the fog on the van window "Chodum Poll" so he did it and he got away with it.

Live Reenactment:

Kyle: Dude, write Chodum poll.

Micah: Okay

(Micah writes)
*Both laugh and point*

by Kick ass action kung fu grippin bastard ass July 30, 2004

Chodameter

A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.

The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.

by Sterrel and Koldham July 21, 2009

chodemeister

someone who is acting like a total chode.

"Dude quit bein such a chodemeister!"

by DylanO13 March 7, 2008